The same lady at work who gave me the “trustworthy” pen also gave me an awesome foreign holographic-print LotR promo cup:
I… think it’s Polish, but that’s just based on running this bit of fine print through an online translator:
It says, roughly, “On movie screens Jan. 1, 2004.” Strangely, though, the same translator couldn’t get anything out of “Władca Pierścieni” or “Powrot Krola.”
But the real gem is on the OTHER side of the cup, where we find this:
NO TO HOOP, indeed!