For this year’s VD, my roommate’s completely awesome girlfriend got him a book of Batman Valentines. He let me scan some for your personal delight.
First, we have the vaguely homoerotic:
Which, hey, is a perfectly appropriate theme for many couples. Next, we have the just plain violent:
What’s that printed on his boot? “tYWWVW”? I want it to be a “Your Mileage May Vary” or “Who Would Wonder Woman Do?” or something, but I can’t make it fit. Far be it from me to second-guess the Batman, but if he’s going to be leaving acronyms stamped into the foreheads of his victims and Valentines, he could pick something a little more straightforward.
But for the less openly abusive, more voyeuristically stalky suitor:
And then there’s my favorite:
Valentine, I’m going to kill your parents.