Happy Thanksgiving! Even if you’re not celebrating Thanksgiving today because you’re living in some squalid, freedom-hating, unAmerican country, I’ll magnanimously extend my wishes to you as well. It’s the least I can do for a benighted world.

And for my compatriots, the least I can do is wish you all a day of blissful gluttony! Plus, in anticipation of the penance that that sin will require, I pass this along:

The dudes in the back don't even have a ball.

It’s a flyer that came in the mail a while back. I think I’ve finally found a gym that shares my definition of “athletic.”

(In the absence of weights, they are employing isometrics.)