Thing #37 I learned from the Transformers today:

I should have known the Terrortor didn't mean us any harm when the Sword of Omens didn't obey me!  And anyway, it was just plain stupid to assume it might be bad just... what the FUCK am I talking about?

“PARADOX CAN BE A HARSH MISTRESS.”

Truer words, my friends, truer words.

(And commas are just a bitch.)

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