If you’re a lady, or you’re not but you nevertheless feel qualified to speak on behalf of the ladies, tell me: is this attire as classy as I think it is?

At last, something that'll get them staring at your chest! You may be questioning the capacity for increased hotness.  You are a fool.

‘Cause I’m thinking: PRETTY CLASSY.

(I’m pretty sure that movie doesn’t technically exist. Though it lives in all our hearts, and that’s what matters.)


This t-shirt has a SONG!