So I’m checking my Yahoo! mail, and I see this ad:

The roses are coming from somewhere INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!

I’m glad somebody’s hitting that key stalker demographic. But they really could’ve gone farther…

True.

True.

True, depending on the necklace.

I don't know if this is true, so I invite you, the reader, to conduct your own experiment.

If you’re reading this, Teleflora, feel free to use any of those banners. My treat. I smell a great campaign!

(Poison negligée? Hmmmmmmm?)

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