There’s this car I’ve seen a few times on the freeway. It’s black, but covered with strange ramblings painted in white. Most of the text is too small to read on the road, but one very large statement occupies the trunk area:

I AM NOT A MONKEY.
I AM A CHILD OF GOD.

It’s not so much the religious part that bugs me, as it is the anti-monkey stance. What are they then, the spawn of Satan?

Well, LanceLOT Link, but you knew that.

No, sir. No, they are not.

(I used to have the theme song memorized. And therefore, the names of the entire cast as well. Sadly, these days all I can recall is the dusky villain “Ali Assa Seen.” Blast the ravages of age!)

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